30 9 / 2014

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via werewolf--barmitzvah)

29 9 / 2014

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

(Source: saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman, via hotrodngold)

28 9 / 2014

voidbat:


fun fact! the variety of eggplant that was named eggplant?
was white! and looked like this!
like fuckin’ eggs growing on a plant!
an egg plant!
p.s. carrots come in purple.

PLANTS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD and frequently don’t look like you think they do.

voidbat:

fun fact! the variety of eggplant that was named eggplant?

was white! and looked like this!

like fuckin’ eggs growing on a plant!

an egg plant!

p.s. carrots come in purple.

PLANTS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD and frequently don’t look like you think they do.

(Source: memewhore, via werewolf--barmitzvah)

28 9 / 2014

werewolf—barmitzvah:

writersbones:

themewster:

Halloween themed tsum tsums!
http://www.disneystore.co.jp/tsum/

….WITCH MINNIE WITCH MINNIE WITCH MINNIE 

I just made a really gross sound. Tsum Tsums are taking over my life. 

Do you want one?

werewolf—barmitzvah:

writersbones:

themewster:

Halloween themed tsum tsums!

http://www.disneystore.co.jp/tsum/

….WITCH MINNIE WITCH MINNIE WITCH MINNIE 

I just made a really gross sound. Tsum Tsums are taking over my life.

Do you want one?

28 9 / 2014

sixpenceee:

From a 1920’s stereoview card series titled “The goblins will get you if you don’t watch out.” (Source & More Images) 

(via salamandrina73)

28 9 / 2014

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

(Source: sodaking, via keraaminenkettu)

28 9 / 2014

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via werewolf--barmitzvah)

28 9 / 2014

hdu you trick me into reblogging from an annoying person by inserting colorful  posts from them in my dash how very dare you

27 9 / 2014

(Source: mimimonlon, via tsunnest)

27 9 / 2014

stripedpants:

How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth

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